I get into work this morning and find an email from Whitney telling me how she found an email that I had written her senior spring at Colby. And I read it and almost fell over laughing at how random/weird/gross it was :
Whitney: "and now, hem hem, your amazing email to me:"
Dear Che,
I am sitting at Elise's computer eating bbq soy nuts, licking my fingers, then touching her key board again. She'd probably be really mad if she knew that.
We missed you last night. I am going to give Jorge, Consuela, and all of their illegitimate children a spanking when I see them next. We taught FEO (which means ugly) and sang without the lights on. Hot.
I just did the eat the soy nut and lick my finger thing again.
Today was a good day. I did pilates, went to the teen parent school, watched "Real Women Have Curves" and am now about to prance around naked, embracing my "beauty." Speaking of which, Holly locked me outside in my underwear yesterday and then called Mikey. Luckily I escaped before he saw me. But John and Ann did. They live next door. I was embarrassed.
Well, what more can I tell you... nothing I guess. I hope USD or California Western get back to me soon and accept me so we can move to San Diego and I can be tan. And talk like a REAL valley girl. Could we buy a bunny AND a chihuahua?
Did I spell Chihuahua right?
Viva Peron. Y que te sientas bien :)
Mariah
Wow. WHAT WAS I SMOKING?
Yikes. This is why I DON'T do drugs.
Hey Elise? Sorry about the soy nut thing.
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hey who deleted their comment?? i didn't get to read it!
i love you. the end.
Hey. you're totally forgiven. Was I really so uptight about my computer and my stuff being clean? Sorry. I hope you won't hold that against me forever. Love you lots, friend!
you were not! I was just being fun... and I'm a slob :) hahahaha
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